If you are on hold with the Social Security Administration and you have to go to the bathroom, go. You have time.
Another moment of gratitude for everyone. When I was not looking this happened:
That is the same number of visits and more visitors than the whole of last year.
To put it in perspective.
This is the total since I started the blog:
The blog is roughly 19 months old.
Thank you all for your support when I needed it.
Thank you for your feedback and critique.
Thank you for adding your wit and wisdom to this blog.
Mostly though, thank you for stopping by and enjoying with me the terrors and pleasures of what we do everyday!
I’m working on the book everyday. I would like to think it will be finished soon, but I will soon be entering the editing process-which I hear can feel like it NEVER ENDS.
Wish me luck!
Bizarre “field specific” acronyms;
Nonsensically named computer programs;
References to field offices in unusually named small towns in other states; and,
Client specific shorthand for things they deal with everyday on this job but that exist nowhere in the world outside!
Curse you and all your ilk!
When you feel so frustrated with the interpreter you’re mentoring that you just want to scream, instead, close your eyes, take a deep breath (in through your nose out your mouth) and remember these words:
“Oh. So this is what my mentor felt like.”
Teamed today with an interpreter who graduated from my program:
“You totally stole that interpretation right from an example I gave in class!
Good for you!
That means you paid attention in class!”
Dear Interpreter That I Mentor:
Don’t try to be “more like me.” The world already has a “me.”
The world needs a “you.” Be “more like you!”
I will pass along all that is “me” and you will build onto it all that is “you.” If I do my job well “you” will be a better interpreter than I ever was or could ever hope to be.
Because the future needs a “you.”
“It was just that one time…”
Unethical behavior is like a mouse in your house. If you see one there are many many more there, you just haven’t seen them yet.