Rule 516

Two interpreters are walking down a hall, a third walks past and says, “hello.”

The first looks and the second and asks, “how would you interpret the meaning of that?”

Thank you Henny Youngman!

Rule 515

I could interpret that joke if I had an hour, a team of CDIs and a crate of tequila.

(We pass out the tequila and by the end of the hour everyone will think whatever the CDIs and I came up with is funny)

Rule 514

Non-signing friend: The Sign Language Man did this on TV last night:

*makes a gesture that nobody in the history of this green earth has made before or since*

What does it MEAN??

Jess Heyworth

Just reply, “oh I don’t think you’d be allowed to say THAT on television. What were you watching??!!!” Then never explain.