Rule 735

Dear Deaf Client,

You know that Code of Professional Conduct forbids me offering personal opinions.

So…

While we are waiting for your job interview at a clothing store I will hold your purse as you try on clothes, but I will not tell you which outfit looks better.

Rule 734

You had a bad day, that doesn’t mean you’re a bad interpreter.

This may apply to you today.

Remember this when it applies to your team tomorrow.

Rule 731

Need a Wingnut Spanner? Ask the interpreter. Chances are they have one in their bag.

Will only a Left-Handed Wingnut Spanner do? Hold on for a minute, that’s in their car.

Rule 729

The client will be late? Need to pass the time? Ask if they have a lost and found, then just start describing random things and see if you are psychic.

Jackpot!