“We don’t have a budget for Interpreters,” is not a defense.
The proper response is, “well nothing is in the budget until you put it there. This oversight will make finding the money for Interpreters difficult, but you’ll figure it out.
On the bright side, now you will know how much to budget for Interpreters in the future so you’ll never have to worry about it again.”
Thank you Timpfest and the Deseret News.
years ago I was interviewed by The Today Show. A very wise attorney told me, “prepare your talking points before you start. Never rely on the interviewer to give them to you.”
“The Media never prints what you mean, only what you say.”
“No matter how much you enjoy the story (article) someone somewhere will be offended by it.”
With those bits of wisdom in mind:
1. My wife is way ahead of you in pointing out that the article is kinda “The Uncle Dale Show!” It makes me laugh that they found the video of my Biggest Liar win and linked it (that is Chip interpreting);
2. They wanted to do an article about the interpreters, I suggested they interview a person who is Deaf for a cultural perspective (love Kristi!! She is fantastic!) and they still quoted me on Deaf culture (the quote is actually something I told the writer as an idea of the kinds of things to ask Kristi! Oh well);
3) That last paragraph? I was specifically discussing storytellers who use colloquial language (Read it again with that caveat in mind); and,
4) It’s a fun article, it won’t change the world but it may make it more fun.
In the end. I needed a little fun right now. Hope it makes you smile too.
Find your happy place.
Conference Presenter: It’s a very simple exercise in self-awareness. I will talk you through it while I show you how it’s done (pushes the microphone into the platform interpreter’s hand while muttering, “hold this for a sec…”)
NOW I’LL SPEAK LOUDLY! OK MAKE SURE YOUR HANDS ARE FREE FOR THIS. CAN YOU HEAR ME IN THE BACK? (stage whisper to the interpreter, “hold that microphone near my mouth please…”)
If we chose where our bodies lived in the same way we choose the memories where our minds live, then most of us would just keep renewing the lease on the worst apartment we ever had.
The Wit and Wisdom of Ryan.
Thanks Ryan! (I will use your full names if you give them to me!!! Grin)
In the epic Stephen King “Gunslinger” series there is a concept called Ka. It is the guidance force that moves us toward our purpose in life. Fate? Destiny? Maybe both, on steroids.
There is a saying in the universe of the Gunslinger, “Ka is a wheel.” It always rolls back around to a new beginning.
I started this blog in March of 2017 as I was confined to my bed following abdominal surgery. It was kind of a rehabilitation exercise and a way to keep my sanity when it hurt to move my body.
On Thursday, this coming week I go under the knife again, this time for my sinuses. The doctor has been honest with me in that I can expect the first couple of days to be a three ring circus of pain. But my life should be greatly improved shortly thereafter.
For a few days I will look like I talked about fight club.
Ka is a wheel.
Just to give you an idea, this is a normal sinus:
And this is mine:
Not good to say the least!
The whole point of this post is to let you all know The Rules may go silent for a couple of days.
Don’t think I’ve abandoned you.
Keep me in your thoughts.
And send me suggestions for Rules because, to be honest I’m keeping a brave face (no pun intended) but I’m nervous. And when the surgery is done I’m not sure how witty or clever I will be feeling. So I’m asking to borrow some of your wit and wisdom.
We all know you have it! You’ve been pondering Rules of your own.
Someone may even get a tee-shirt out of it!