Do not develop a long term relationship with your errors; move on.
Was that a name you just fingerspelled? I’d like to buy a vowel.
Spend more time preparing to do a job well and you will waste less time developing excuses as to why it did not go well.
ASL fluency does not inoculate from hearing privilege.
Hi everyone! Uncle Dale back again.
Ready? Here we go! What do these three questions have in common?
1. Vehicles from which country use the international registration letters WG?
2. Freddie Mercury died in which year?
3. To within ten thousand square miles, what is the area of Louisiana?
The common link? It is highly unlikely that you will need to know the answer to any of them in order to successfully pass any interpreter certification screening.
There will be no surprise algebra section. There will be no surprise sections at all.
What you will need to pass is the skills you have practiced everyday from the day you started to learn ASL until the day of your test.
Think. Suppose the presenter’s topic is “how a bill becomes a law,” that is a process, just like, “how to make fajitas,” is a process or “directions to the lake,” is a process or “how to get to my office from the San Diego airport,” or “how payroll works.” (I hope at least one of those is familiar? Grin)
All of these are the same thing-a process-with the content within the steps replaced by, perhaps, the content, “how a bill becomes a law” or, “what the risks and benefits of your surgery are,” or “Deaf Culture in the 1800’s.” These are each just the same things you have practiced over and over and over… the same process, with different words, different content. Just do what you do everyday.
The same is true when you are voicing. Do what you trained to do. Don’t chase the text. Let it come to you. It will come if you let it. It won’t get away, if, you look for meaning instead of substituting spoken words for signs. When in doubt slow down and think. Pay attention, process, produce… pay attention, process, produce. Just like you have always practiced.
Some screenings and state QAs even give you the topics ahead of time. Google is your friend. With google at your finger tips you not only have the process but might even have the terminology and content to stick in it (feed your ELK).
Missing a word or a sign is not an instant fail. If you feel you messed up, fix what you can and move on. Don’t live in that moment. Don’t pitch a tent there. Don’t build a little cabin there. Don’t design a small research facility to examine the mistake. Just move on.
Have you ever seen The French film La Femme Nikita? Not the TV series or that terrible terrible travesty of an American version with Bridget Fonda (nothing against Ms. Fonda… just dislike the remake!), the French version with Anne Parillaud. (Sadly the scene I found is dubbed… that doesn’t change my metaphor at all, dubbing just sucks in principle, wow I’m grouchy… deep breath, smile, and we move on).
Nikita was very naughty and was “executed” by lethal injection. However, she “wakes up” in a weird kind of finishing school. They teach her how to dress and walk and use computers and fight and shoot. She is there for three years. On her 21st birthday her instructor takes her out of the school (for the first time) for dinner. He gives her a birthday present, a big gun, tells her to shoot the diplomat behind her and escape though the window in the last stall in the men’s room. This is how it goes:
If it is not obvious, it’s a test. It’s what she was trained to do. It does not go as she planned and she freaks out, twice. Then she pulls it together and does what she trained to do. The point is not that she freaked out. The point is she does what she trained to do.
It’s just the NIC or the BEI or the state test or… whatever test is on the other side of that door.
It does not matter if something goes wrong if you do what you trained to do. You can fall down. You can fall down a few times-so long as you always get back up one more time than you fall.
Do what you trained to do. You’ll be fine.
Before I send you off to test remember, oh remember, these three things. 1) this is a review of the the work you produce during a fifteen to twenty minute moment of your life, not a judgment on your worth as a person; 2) no matter what happens in that room no one will go to the morgue and no one will go to jail; and, 3) you enjoy interpreting. This is interpreting. It’s ok to enjoy it. Feel the stress sure, but it’s ok to enjoy the process.
Good vibes to all of you!
(Psst. I know I didn’t answer the 3 questions at the top. That’s the point. If it bothers you, Google is your friend.)