Raise your hand if you’ve ever poked yourself in the eye while interpreting (but raise it carefully, don’t want those fingers getting away from you.)
Some of the most unintentionally dirty things to ever come out of my mouth were a result of literal translation.
You ever wake up hoping for an appointment that requires a lot of yelling at people and swearing?
I know. You didn’t get the Uncle Dale’s Rules shirt you really wanted on Christmas morning.
You dropped hints and left the computer open to Lucky Duck but to no avail.
Well no need to despair! The Swag Goddesses never stop. The Swag workshop elves love what they do and are ready to do it for you!
Start the New Year proudly proclaiming your profession!
Let everyone know how much you love what you do with all its oddities!
Remember that you are both brave and skilled!
You have an interesting job! Wear it on your sleeve!
Remember you can customize a shirt with your favorite Rule!
Start the new year off Swagtastically!