Rule 578

Today had nothing to do with your skill or ability. Today had nothing to do with your talent or self-worth.

Today was just a hard day. Some days are hard.

Rule 9 (addendum)

Irregardless (defined as): Hey, Regardless! Hold my beer.

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Thank you LaVona

I do, however, now firmly believe that she made up the word Lexicographer about two seconds before the camera started rolling.

Rule 386

When the moment arrives, and it will, remember-we are interpreters, we use our hands, sure, but not our fists. We use our words.