Rule 585

One hour lecture or three day conference, no matter how amazing the rest of your work is, stumble once and all they will remember is that you “struggled.”

Rule 578

Today had nothing to do with your skill or ability. Today had nothing to do with your talent or self-worth.

Today was just a hard day. Some days are hard.

Rule 9 (addendum)

Irregardless (defined as): Hey, Regardless! Hold my beer.

See Business Insider

Thank you LaVona

I do, however, now firmly believe that she made up the word Lexicographer about two seconds before the camera started rolling.