Rule 68

How to avoid saying the words “that’s not my job”:

Absolutely your Honor! And while I’m am not sure where “my Deaf person” (Rule 13, oy) went while court was in recess, I will absolutely go and find the Defendant and bring him back.

Quick question if I may? Is my assignment to the Sheriff’s Department permanent or only for this one fugitive retrieval?

Rule 65

Yeah…gotta admit the phrase “internet porn devoured my brother’s watch [insert your own word-salad here]” sounded funky in my head before it eeeeehver came out of my mouth. I shoulda… given… that one a seeeeeecond or two mooorrrrre in the brainspace. yeah.  Processing time, I am doing it wrong.

[Yep, I used the word porn! Shout out MB! Everybody drinks!]