Traffic/Time between appointments
Hold music vs. sanity
Pants (Why, and would anyone in the Call Center notice/care)
VRS INTERPRETERS: Don’t you hate it when, mid-shift, your butt falls asleep? Because you know it will be up all night.
Dear ASL to Spoken-English Students:
Don’t be so easily impressed:
I’ve taught this principle for thirteen years; and,
I picked the video!
Filling out paperwork at 2:23 AM in the emergency room:
Nurse: I’m sorry you have to work so late.
Uncle Dale: (Realizing how both common and odd that is to say) I’m sorry you have to work so late.
Nurse: Well, you know, it’s my job.
UD: Funny you should mention that, it’s mine too.
We both stared at each other for a moment or two and both of us burst out laughing. I have no idea why either one of us thought that was so funny but at 2:30 in the morning it really was!
When a referral agency offers a choice between two appointments we should all admit to selecting:
The appointment in closer proximity to that one donut place;
The appointment with the faster WiFi;
The appointment where that one time they had cake, really good cake; or,
The more intellectually stimulating.
In that order.
Thank you Timpfest and the Deseret News.
years ago I was interviewed by The Today Show. A very wise attorney told me, “prepare your talking points before you start. Never rely on the interviewer to give them to you.”
“The Media never prints what you mean, only what you say.”
“No matter how much you enjoy the story (article) someone somewhere will be offended by it.”
With those bits of wisdom in mind:
1. My wife is way ahead of you in pointing out that the article is kinda “The Uncle Dale Show!” It makes me laugh that they found the video of my Biggest Liar win and linked it (that is Chip interpreting);
2. They wanted to do an article about the interpreters, I suggested they interview a person who is Deaf for a cultural perspective (love Kristi!! She is fantastic!) and they still quoted me on Deaf culture (the quote is actually something I told the writer as an idea of the kinds of things to ask Kristi! Oh well);
3) That last paragraph? I was specifically discussing storytellers who use colloquial language (Read it again with that caveat in mind); and,
4) It’s a fun article, it won’t change the world but it may make it more fun.
In the end. I needed a little fun right now. Hope it makes you smile too.
VRS Interpreters: The difference between denotative meaning and connotative meaning is often time dependent. A signed phrase that at 2:00 p.m. means “butt dial,” at 2:00 a.m. means, “booty call.”