The most boring topic you can imagine is interesting to someone. Assume you’re interpreting for that someone.
Interpreting for a Client who is complaining about you is a celebration of effective communication.
If you want to understand a religion’s beliefs, learn its Signs.
Ok so it’s not, strictly speaking, “interpreting”- but that room is full of sugared-up Pre-k through 1st grade Deaf kids and their equally sugared-up hearing siblings. Yeahhh. Just put on that bunny suit and HOP!
VRS Call Center, Saturday 2:30 AM: It’s sexy-time! You do realize that your hearing boyfriend can’t see you, but I, unfortunately, can. Right?
(Sexual Orientation non-specific)
The SpEd Director told you to find your own substitute? Be sure to ask if your new authority to hire and expend district funds comes with any perks besides the power to waive criminal background checks; because that just seems indulgent.
Develop a high tolerance for never knowing the end of a Client’s story.
Never knowing what happens with this Client after this appointment is over.