Rule 41

Next time you are standing on a chair at three a.m. so your client, currently in a neck brace, can lie flat, eyes toward the ceiling, and still see you interpreting with only one hand while the other is occupied holding one half of an improvised lighting array made from the smart phone in your hand and an otoscope in the nurses’ hand that she keeps shining in your eyes because she is trying to help the the doctor while he continually asks the client questions with the lights dimmed to facilitate the ultra-sound… Remember one thing:

Accountants almost never get to do this.