Rule 158

VRS Call Center, Saturday 2:30 AM: It’s sexy-time! You do realize that your hearing boyfriend can’t see you, but I, unfortunately, can. Right?

(Sexual Orientation non-specific)

Rule 152

The SpEd Director told you to find your own substitute? Be sure to ask if your new authority to hire and expend district funds comes with any perks besides the power to waive criminal background checks; because that just seems indulgent.