Rule 522

When you and your team show up wearing the EXACT same outfit (down to the socks!)

It’s even better when the CDI does too.

But it’s sublime when the whole team is gender diverse.

Rule 515

I could interpret that joke if I had an hour, a team of CDIs and a crate of tequila.

(We pass out the tequila and by the end of the hour everyone will think whatever the CDIs and I came up with is funny)