Rule 346

Like VRS interpreters always say:

Wait are you in the same room with the doctor? I have to hang up because I can’t interpret for the actual doctor’s appointment. 

Rule 345

Like VRI Interpreters always say:

“I am not sure who said that. Whomever it was is off camera and when I turn my head to look all I can see is the ‘hang in there’ cat poster on my wall.”

Rule for a Safe, Warm Summer Sunday 

Please take a moment today to pray for, or if you’re not the praying type, turn your thoughts toward, our family (Deaf or hearing, we are family) in Houston and other areas impacted by hurricane Harvey. 

Pray, think, and then get up and do something! Wherever you are you can give an hour of your time to your local Red Cross, give a pint of your blood (you can do that at the Red Cross too!) or, if nothing else, give a little money. 

Let us all refine our love and concern into action. 

Note From Uncle Dale: The “O’Hara Scale” for Measuring Epic Advocacy and Argument 

Hello! Uncle Dale back again. Now, I realized it’s been a while since I wrote a Note from Uncle Dale, but a conversation I had yesterday inspired me. It’s been long enough.  Grin.

I will admit, I have been known to argue every now and again (it’s almost always “now” and frequently “again”). I am an advocate at heart. The lovely and talented Aunt SuperTam will tell you that I long ago blurred the line between arguing professionally and recreationally.  She is probably right (and as Aunt SuperTam says, when I say probably I mean definitely).

So a group of my students happened upon me in an empty hallway and caught the very end of an overly polite discussion between myself and opposing counsel in a case I am working on.

The only thing the students heard was “of course that’s a threat to sue your client,  if that was not clear to you I must have said it incorrectly.”

I pointed the students back in the direction from which they came with a look that said “can you find another route, kinda busy here?” They walked away and I finished my conversation.

Before class I ran into a couple of them and one said “I have finally heard a legendary “Mean Dale Argument” for myself.

I replied, “Oh, that was just banter, if the grand scheme of things that was nothing. Not even a 5 on the O’Hara Scale.”

They looked at me in puzzlement.

I explained, “when it comes to argument I have a very well established tool for measuring how epic and legendary an argument is. It’s called ‘The O’Hara Scale.'”

What is the O’Hara Scale you ask?

It’s kinda like The Scoville Scale (measurement of the pungency or ‘spicy heat’ of chili peppers) but it sets the parameters for what is an just an argument and what is a legendary argument.

Here’s is how I came up with it.

Back in the 1990s Stephen King was overseeing the filming of a mini-series version of his novel “The Stand” near where I live.  If you are not familiar with The Stand there is a character who is Deaf, a main character mind you, named Nick Andros.  This was at the beginning of the movement to have Deaf characters played by Deaf actors (Anthony Natale would have been perfect… well maybe he was a little young at the time. But I digress).

Locally there lived a mother of Deaf children named Bronwyn O’Hara.

I remember quite clearly how vocal she was on the issue. It was a gateway for her own children to see that people who are Deaf can do anything and, well, hearing playing Deaf is just wrong.  It’s the same discussion we are still having about white actors playing people of color or whitewashing roles in movies; ‘playing Deaf’ is just wrong.

When they announced that Nick Andros would be played by Rob Lowe it caused a great amount of upset here. None more openly than Bronwyn O’Hara.

Now here is where we get to rumor and conjecture. There is a possibly apocryphal story that Bronwyn, after much… we will call it dialogue or persuasion, got an audience with Stephen King at a group of trailers set up to support the production near our local zoo. Legend has it that it got heated.  Very very heated.

Like I said, that was the story at the time. But I tend to believe it (if it’s not true Bronwyn I don’t want to know-I like the legend), the reason I believe it is that while Rob Lowe still played the role of Nick Andros, Bronwyn appears to have gotten to Mr. King. She stuck in his mind.  How do I know?

While Mr. King was overseeing the production of The Stand he was writing a novel titled “Rose Madder.”

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you page 418 of the Stephen King novel Rose Madder!

Yes, Bronwyn’s rhetoric was so skilled that he called her “wonderful,” but so upsetting that he also KILLED HER OFF with a brain aneurysm! HE BLEW UP HER BRAIN! Seriously, you have to love the symbolism!!!

I will have achieved legendary argument status when and only when my opponent’s sole recourse and response to my advocacy is to write a novel wherein he or she says nice things about me… and then kills me off!

That is the top of the O’Hara Scale.

Life goals.

Life goals.

Rule 343

Convention interpreting lesson: 

Every organization has its own rock stars that no one outside the organization has ever heard of. You may have no idea who they are, but attendees go nuts when their stars walk onstage.

Try it for yourself. Watch the blank look you get from non-interpreters when you talk about the time you met Dennis Cokely, or Marie Phillip, or Patrick Graybill, or MJ Bienvenu, or Harlan Lane, or Clayton Valli…