Rule 65

Yeah…gotta admit the phrase “internet porn devoured my brother’s watch [insert your own word-salad here]” sounded funky in my head before it eeeeehver came out of my mouth. I shoulda… given… that one a seeeeeecond or two mooorrrrre in the brainspace. yeah.  Processing time, I am doing it wrong.

[Yep, I used the word porn! Shout out MB! Everybody drinks!]

Rule 62

Don’t take this Rule as legal advice, I’m just saying. According to at least one major insurance company:

“Massage therapy is qualified [as a tax deduction] when authorized by a physician confirming that massage therapy is prescribed as treatment of a specific medical condition. The physician should also include the frequency and duration of the therapy. Please retain the prescription or other order with your tax records.”

https://member.aetna.com/member/hsa_healthcare_expenses_table.html#M

Rule 61.1

“Things interpreters may think, but probably should not say (an on-going series)”

See Rule 60:

Your honor, you are paying me to be here because I’m the expert in something you know nothing about, so please don’t argue with me when I do what you hired me to do.  I did not question your ability to be ‘judgey,’ and if not constrained by CPC 2.5 I would offer an opinion that you are very judgey indeed! (In through the nose, out through the mouth…) Please let me do the job you are paying me to do-just get the CDI.