Rule 65

Yeah…gotta admit the phrase “internet porn devoured my brother’s watch [insert your own word-salad here]” sounded funky in my head before it eeeeehver came out of my mouth. I shoulda… given… that one a seeeeeecond or two mooorrrrre in the brainspace. yeah.  Processing time, I am doing it wrong.

[Yep, I used the word porn! Shout out MB! Everybody drinks!]

Rule 62

Don’t take this Rule as legal advice, I’m just saying. According to at least one major insurance company:

“Massage therapy is qualified [as a tax deduction] when authorized by a physician confirming that massage therapy is prescribed as treatment of a specific medical condition. The physician should also include the frequency and duration of the therapy. Please retain the prescription or other order with your tax records.”

Rule 61.1

“Things interpreters may think, but probably should not say (an on-going series)”

See Rule 60:

Your honor, you are paying me to be here because I’m the expert in something you know nothing about, so please don’t argue with me when I do what you hired me to do.  I did not question your ability to be ‘judgey,’ and if not constrained by CPC 2.5 I would offer an opinion that you are very judgey indeed! (In through the nose, out through the mouth…) Please let me do the job you are paying me to do-just get the CDI.