Get your degree. Any degree.
Why? What will I do with a degree?
Be educated. (AuntSuperTam)
Actual conversation Uncle Dale had with an academic advisor in 1998:
UD: I want to go to law school. How can I graduate with my BA in the shortest amount of time?
AA: Wow! you have a lot of credits, in a lot of different areas, and from a crazy number of schools.
UD: Yep. I’ve been attending on the ADHD plan.
AA: Yes you have! (Typing) would you consider changing majors again?
UD: I would consider sacrificing goats.
AA: (under her breath) I’ll take that as a yes. (Typing) If you major in sociology you can graduate in two semesters.
UD: Sociology is my life.