Rule 740

Get your degree. Any degree.

Why? What will I do with a degree?

Be educated. (AuntSuperTam)

Actual conversation Uncle Dale had with an academic advisor in 1998:

UD: I want to go to law school. How can I graduate with my BA in the shortest amount of time?

AA: Wow! you have a lot of credits, in a lot of different areas, and from a crazy number of schools.

UD: Yep. I’ve been attending on the ADHD plan.

AA: Yes you have! (Typing) would you consider changing majors again?

UD: I would consider sacrificing goats.

AA: (under her breath) I’ll take that as a yes. (Typing) If you major in sociology you can graduate in two semesters.

UD: Sociology is my life.

Author: uncledalesrules

These blogs (I have two) began as a series of sayings I use to teach interpreting workshops, and political diatribes on Facebook. They moved from Facebook to this blog site: 1. as a way to remove them from my head (cuts down on the noise in there); and, 2. to give a better home to both my "less serious and satire laden posts" and my "more serious and satire laden posts." I guess it's up to you to decide which is which.

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