Rule 166

The walking backwards while interpreting gratitude scale, hospital edition:

1. Orderly stops you from bumping into a wall- you say, “thank you.”

2. Orderly stops you from stepping backward down a flight of stairs-you say, “wow, thank you!”

3. Orderly stops you from stepping in a puddle of blood, urine, or other-send a FRUIT BASKET.

Author: uncledalesrules

These blogs (I have two) began as a series of sayings I use to teach interpreting workshops, and political diatribes on Facebook. They moved from Facebook to this blog site: 1. as a way to remove them from my head (cuts down on the noise in there); and, 2. to give a better home to both my "less serious and satire laden posts" and my "more serious and satire laden posts." I guess it's up to you to decide which is which.

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